Luckily I escaped with just Super Fish Oil injuries. I had a bottle of Omega 3 pills thrown at me the other day. I saw Michael J Fox in the florists this morning, What do you call a teacher who’s always late? My Grandad was a dyslexic baker in the army, I bought a dog from our local blacksmiths,Īs soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door. I’ve got a new job drilling holes for water, It’s just like normal tennis, but without the racket. I see they’ve invented a new game, called ‘Quiet tennis’, I’ll tell her it’s pronounced ‘spade’ when I give it to her tomorrow. My girlfriend told me she wanted a spa day for her birthday, I went into a library and asked, “Do you have any books on shelving?” Their striker is half man, half horse, he’s their centaur forward. Our local football league has a Greek mythological team, She’ll never be as irate as her sister, Anne No matter how enraged Germaine Greer gets, So now I’m on the sax offenders register. When Earl Tupper, inventor of Tupperware, died, I'm dating a girl who loves to be covered in cheese, When asked if I knew any guillotine jokes, I said, He told me, “It’s because you have a wee kart.” I went to the Dr and said, ” Whenever I drive my small vehicle I get chest pains.” The feisty old girl hit me with her handbag and walked off. I got a rejection letter from the origami university today,Ī stressed little old lady at Tesco’s asked me if I could see the least busy checkout for her.Īfter a quick scan I noticed the queue at the other end looked ok, so I pointed and said “far queue”. My Grandad always said, “as one door closes, another opens”,

It’s a 10 minute walk from my house to the pub,īut a 30 minute walk back from the same pub. I thought I'd use my Tesco clubcard to scrape the ice off my windscreen, There's a new a travel guide highlighting towns and cities with badly laid paving slabs. I've decided to sell all my chiropractic magazines, The man who invented throat lozenges died recently, What do you call a hen looking at lettuce?Ī coach full of musicians has broken down on the M5, blocking 2 lanes. If you boil a funny bone does it become a laughing stock? How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why was Sean Connery asked to leave the animal sanctuary? This is a brief history of the aviators that helped establish Shoreham Aerodrome as a part of the evolution of flight. One at a time, I will be writing up short bio's of art dealers from the late 19th, and early 20th century, a follow up to the Art Ring story also on this site. Victorian/Edwardian art dealers directory This is just a rough out for an art ring project already going on another page of this site, working, hopefully, to a final edit. William Walker Sampson's Art Auction Ring

This is the story of the late Victorian, early Edwardian world of art dealing, and the link between William Walker Sampson, leader of the biggest art cartel of the time, and a painter whose style was being eclipsed by the emergence of the likes of Picasso This page is for the continued updating of my Sephardic family tree information. Lamp Bassett, the evolution of 'weedspeak' This page is devoted to stories of scams, and how they happened Some things in life are meant to be, or not, Dan finds out the hard way when a simple trip gets complicated Saturday Night, Sunday Morning, Gone Fishing Feel free to return any time, as I regularly update with new one liners. Here are some of my fave collected one liners I've been posting on Facebook and Twitter. This is about just some of the things that daily piss so many of us off Wolf E Boy's Barn and Granary conversion blogįor 7 months, back in 2007, I worked on a barn conversion as site carpenter, this blog tells the story This page is a brief summary of one of the early leading lights of photography, J.J.E. Short stories from a childhood spent discovering Shoreham, plus links to some of our incredible local music talent Leaving Cardinal Newman school, 1979, 16 years old, my first job, first proper wages, wide eyed and care free, look out world, here I come. I spent 6 great years learning my trade at Watercraft LTD, and this is the beginning of the story of my time there For 2013, please check the page above, 'Blog on 2013'Ī brief maritime history of Shoreham and its FortĪ history to explain the defensive importance of Shoreham, and its need for the Shoreham Redoubt, finished in 1857Ĭontinuing from 'When I left school 1979'. What's occurring in my life in or around Shoreham by sea, this year.

My trip to Myanmar with Tim Wall, an ancestral Royal, we think! What's going on in my life, Shoreham, and the outside world in 2013. What ever moves me to hit the keyboard this year, here it is

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